I’m an evil wizard. I like blowing things up. And I have LOTS of time on my hands, since I’m LOADED with gold. So I blow things up. And burn them. And frost them. And shock the living daylights out of them. But I’m a smart, law-abiding evil wizard, because I only blow up my own stuff. So don’t get any ideas about murdering me and looting my gold… Aside from the fact that I’ll kick your ass… it’s against the law, and you’ll rot in jail for it. So how do like THEM apples? My neighbors grumble a lot, but what can they do? No law against practicing my skills. Thinking about sticking your paw in my pocket? Go ahead. I’ll blow you to cream corn, and the Law will love me for it.
OFFICIAL ART ACCOUNT YAY
okay i had an art account but forgot to post on it for several months but i’m bringing it back from the dead so maybe follow @r3xter if you want to see more art from me.
literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there’s a discord server dedicated to hating on me
